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(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else
Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that
Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.
Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!
Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?
Guy 1: Yeah man!
Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
Every Friday is Fat Hoe Friday where you appreciate your plus sized thotties
Your friend: are you hitting up Jessica for fat hoe Friday
You: of course, she’s like 300 pounds
When a hoe gets handed down to a homie
(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)
Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want
Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe
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An individual who remains on "standby", awaiting the "activation" term from another individual in a relationship or fresh out of one. This term is usually indicative of the contacter wanting to participate in sexual relations.
Time to active my sleeper hoes.