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A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7
Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.
something your mom really loves licking.
"mmm that penis hole was yummy" ~ur mom
Piss, can also be sperm/cum/creme de la penis
There's liquide de la penis in my soup!! GET HELP BI-
Promising sexual pleasure for personal gain.
You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.
Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.
You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(
The sexual act of your girl tying a piece of fishing string as tight as possible around the penis head. The penis, over time will lose blood circulation and fall off. Your girl then will take it, cook it into a meal for you and then eat it.
Guy 1: why are you holding your crotch?
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.