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A way to say 'too far' while adding that extra oomph that lets you know just how far it has gone
Fran: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!
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OMG REDD SOOO SUSSS!! 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 GET EJECTED LOOOOOOL
. • ﾟ . . . . . ඞ . • • ﾟ Red was not An Impostor. . ' 1 Impostor remains ﾟ . . , . . WHEN IMPOSTOR SUSUSUSUSSU HAAAHA
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A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’
1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas
When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.
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The image certain, unfortunate, ladies see when they are about to preform fellatio on their ginger haired partner
Stephen. Are you feeling frisky babe
Gemma. I suppose I am
Stephen. We'll prepare yourself for the red pubic tidal wave so
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It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.
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Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
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