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The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.
Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.
I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.
even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.
"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."
Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.
"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"
When you fall off the border at the age of 12
Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border
Your life is trash or you just dont have one
My cousin: Bro i play madden all day im a god
Me: " Your life is out" kid
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣