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a gourmet pie made of only the finest whipped cream and peanuts
Erica, go make me a cadberry cunt cream.
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the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.
should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"
*hangs up phone*
"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"
*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
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A word that in the past has been used to signify the power of the female and her precious genetalia.
It has since been lowered to a cheap insult men use as a way to demean and de-power women.
If women were smart, we'd stop letting men use words like cunt, bitch and slut to degrade us and we would take back the power of the female.
Dear goddess, my cunt is so beautiful.
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A group of drunk girls, with an obsession for muffins. Blewburry, Churrie,Watamullen, Cranburry, BANANA
Here at Cunt Muffin Crew we know that muffins make the best of breakfasts so why not try all of our exciting new Flavas.
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when you eat/lick strawberries or strawberry juice off a large womans cunt cake.
dammmn, adrain ate some nice strawberry cunt cake last night.
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A bitter cunt can be many things. Usually when a woman have bad sex with a guy, they typically move on from their bad experience. A bitter cunt would have ONE bad experience sex experience and become so unsatisfied that she becomes bitter and think all men are the cause of the world's problems. She can also be a just an unpleasure person to hang out with.
Sentence One:
Friend One:
Have you heard of Amanda?
Friend Two:
Yeah, I have. After that one bad sex experience we had together, she became such a bitter cunt towards men.
Sentence Two:
Man:
Hey, wanna play video games with me?
Woman:
DID YOU SAY YOU WANNA RAPE ME??
Man:
Why are you such a bitter cunt?
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The pushing of a cunt. Duhhh and whoever reads this is a sick bastard!
That cunt pusher mad me so happy last night.
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