Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

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Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

spinning rims

spinners

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Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy
Cenforce contains an active ingredient Sildenafil 100 mg. It works by inhibiting the role of the PDE-5 enzyme. The role of cGMP increases which further relaxes the smooth muscles thereby pushing an ample amount of blood towards the penis. In the end, you are able to get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy.
A man named David was very sexually active. But at the time of intercourse, his penis used to become soft. Due to this, he was not able to have satisfactory sex with his partner. He consulted a physician for this problem. His physician recommended him to take Aurogra 100 mg. He was amazed after using this medicine as his problem of soft erection vanished away soon after introducing this medicine in his life. Now he and his partner both are fully satisfied with their sexual life.

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy

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Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

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If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

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Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

A rim of a car which has a outter rim that keeps spinning once you stop your car.

When I stop my rims keep spinning every time I stop.

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Aww Son Times New Biddy Status

The correct statement to say when you're friend gets a new girlfriend, usually attractive.

Friend: "Hey man, I got a new girlfriend!

You: "Is she hot?"

Friend: "Yeah!"

You: "AWW SON TIMES NEW BIDDY STATUS!!!"

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