physics homework

-smoking pot
a code word for smokin pot, or getting weed,

-lets go do our physics homework now

- mom stop talking i have to leave to go to bobs house to do my physics homewrok

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Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.

Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

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holiday homework

Homework assigned over the holidays i.e the worst kind of homework that any teacher could give.

Biology Teacher: You have to do a cell poster, do this prac and a chapter test for holiday homework.
English Teacher: You have to write 700-800 words on this creative writing task.
French Teacher: You have to write a paragraph about your family and do 11 pages of your grammar book.
Me: Oh dear god please help me!
Me: *procrastinates*
Me: *has to do it at the last minute* FUUUUUUUUU

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Homework Camping

When the homework is due pretty soon, this is camping nearby the collection box, to get as much time to do homework before its collected. When the teacher does come, the campers usually rush out and hand it at the very last second.

Jerry: Hey, what's Nick doin under those stairs?
Tom: Looks like he's homework camping, again.
Jerry: Here comes Mr.Watson!!
Tom: Look! He's making a break for it!!
Jerry: Haha! What a n00b.....

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homework whore

The smartest kid in the class who always does there homework, but says they didn't do it on every occasion that you ask.

Me: Hey did you do your biology??

Homework Whore: Uhhh nooo i didnt do it either.

Me: Bull shit you have like a 99%. You are the biggest homework WHORE.

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homework slut

someone who gives the homework easily. Gives homework to anyone who asks for it and even when they dont ask for it

my homework slut is stacy, she gives me all the answers to the math homework even when i dont ask for it!

Homework call

When you call your crush asking for "help" with your homework, but you really don't care about the homework. You just wanna hear his/her voice and possibly get her/him come over.

This homework is too hard! Let me make a homework call to my crush and ask for help!