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The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border
-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*
National Moan in class day the only day we’re you can moan in your moms dad teachers ear or out loud
Jim: hey Tim you know what day it is?
Tim: oh god please no it’s November 5!
Jim: MOANS
October 5 is for you to go up to your crush and gold there hand
Your crush:hi-
You:*grabs hand*
*Holding hand*
You:holds crauh hand
Your crush:it's October 5?
No sharing food day
On this day u don’t share ur food with anyone
Friend asked u for food u say it’s 5 November no sharing food day
When a girl says she is going to be gone for either 5 or 10 minutes, and you can't decide whether you have time to crank one off or not.
Girl: Hey babe, ima run next door. I'll be back in 5 or 10
Man: Damnit, Which is it gonna be?
In marching band, 8 to 5 (or 22.5 inches) is the standard step size used. 8 steps to 5 yards.
For the parade, we will all be marching 8 to 5 to help keep uniformity among the band.
person 1:hey what the hell are you doing
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too