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when life is just going so well
My friend: How are things with you and your girl?
Me: Butter’s Crispy
When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.
I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.
the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night
When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?
A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.
Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.
A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.
+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.
Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".
Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."