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The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.
"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"
When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.
Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.
Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim
mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate
Is were your eating pussy and one of your ferishes are eating pussy blood and she shoved your lips in her pussy on her period
James. Gobble gobble.
Jenny. Shove those lips inside me I'm on my period
James. My lips are tampon lips
The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.