Dino Food

Fruity pebbles and weed rice crispy treat.

Missy got so high last night off of that dino food.

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Eating Food

Probably some kind of sex act. I don't care. I bet it will be sexualized by the time I return. Please go see a therapist to relieve you of your creepy, pedophilic, disgusting habits.

Is eating food a sex act?

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Recycled food

It's good for the environment, and OK for you.

Be kind and peaceful to each other, eat recycled food.

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Food Sack

Joe-slang for stomach

That sandwitch feels good in my food sack

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chinese food

eats from china

that chinese food sure does look good.

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food stamps

A form of government currency nationally known to lower income class families to purchase food and food products but surprisingly, are used by the wealthy as well.

Checkout Clerk: How will you be paying for this Maam?

Wealthy Chick: (Whispers) "food stamps" and brings out her card like it was a debit card. She's pays for the food and the bag boy takes it to her Mercedez SLK and she drives off.

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Food Porn

Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."

Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.

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