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Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!
ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!
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he knows all and is all
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.
Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.
Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
A term used to describe Axel Dreger‘s incredible rizz game he used ok carla
„Omfg look at dreger, he completely rizzed that gurl, i might as well call him Alexander Drizzler“
Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.
Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?
anyone: the best person in the multiverse.
you: you like him?
everyone: we all do.
a fruity abb furry that i’m very much in love with
i lub you alexander sophal
Someone who is bad at telling jokes. Generally a pretty weird person.
Whoah is that something obscurely related to Star Wars??
Dude, stop being such an Alexander Kormann