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A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.
*Plays flappy bird* *finds self in the ninth circle of hell, burning at the stake*
When the squad flocks up around you
Aye yo bird up, we boutta clap this fool.
When a male is doing doggy style with the girl faces outside a open window. When the male is about to bust, he proceeds to throw the girl outside the window. She then bounces off a trampoline under the window straight up back to the window she was pushed off. Finally, in midair, when the girl reaches level with the window, the male bustes his jizz on the girl's face, tits, ass, or mouth.
Damn, last monday my girl and i did the cumming bird.
Referring to a girl that is slutty, skanky, and messes with many guys at once.
"Look at that bird bitch, she was trying to get with my man on tha low."
A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.
This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.
Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by
John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..
Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.
Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)
John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!
Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?
Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite
Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party
Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.
Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?
This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.
Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.
A bird that is a Lake Tahoe Native, you will never see the bird, but after staying up all night at the Casinos drinking and gambling you will hear it on your way back to the cabin. It sounds like CHEEESE-- BURGER!!!! Ask any local and they will all tell.
Tourist " Mr. Wilson, did you hear that bird this morning?'
Local "Well of couse I did Taco, That's the CheeseBurger Bird!"
Toursit "But I never see the damn bird Mr. Wilson"
Local "You never willl!!"