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An acroymn for Casino is "Cash and Savings Is Now Ours"!
I don't gamble anymore because to me...Casino stands for
"Cash and Savings Is Now Ours"!
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“Hey, honey, let’s name our child a undeniably terrible name that has no value or decent meaning! What about CASINO?”
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Similar to Eiffel tower, when two guys are spit roasting a girl. Except in this rare case it is between a white man and a Indian (formally known as Native Americans).
"Hey there chief, we sure gave that bitch an amazing casino last night with your peace pipe, if you know what i mean..."
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Where you go to drop a Deuce - the bathroom.
Person 1: Where's John? Our meeting's about to start.
Person 2: He went to the casino.
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Kick ass Scorcese movie with Robert Deniro, Joe Pesci, and Sharon Stone.
Casino is a great gangster movie.
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A gambling house where millions of suckers part with their change, or their credit cards, or even their retirement savings, just for a chance to win that $2.5 million jackpot which will have a 1/987,150,666,074 chance of occuring in their lifetimes. Those poor folks should have remembered the Law of Large Numbers they learned in Statistics class, but they probably skipped class that day.
The one good thing about casinos is that the pawn shops right next to them usually have all sorts of neat, cheap shit that compulsive gamblers trade for some cash. I even got a Rolex watch for half the price of that in the mall.
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