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A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
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A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".
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Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them
Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.
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The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.
Brandon is cool as fuck
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1. Literally the biggest fucking pleb you’ll ever need
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that Brandon guy?
Person 2: Yeah, I have a class with him. Such a fucking pleb.
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A guy who is a dick and plays with girls feelings
“God why is Brandon like this I would hate to be a Brandon”
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