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something either the discord chat likes or hates pick one you don’t get two
“eh dude wanna listen to some country music”
“fuck yeah let’s go”
Or
“hey dude wanna listen to some country music”
“dude fuck no what the fuck is wrong with you”
Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.
The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.
We handle thing with Country Justice around here.
That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)
Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.
Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"
A British person from the British Country Side, such as Scotland, Ireland, South Africa. Country Brits are in most significant numbers from “The Great Outback” Australia. One of the most significant and most distinguished careers as the Country Brit of all time is the one and only “Crocodile Dundee”; another favorite Country Brit was the Great Late Steve Irwin. More contemporary Country Brits to recently have been cherished are Thor actor Chris Hemsworth, Country Brits in music prevailing are Iggy Azalea and Keith Urban. Country Brits are extremely popular in entertainment for their courageous spirit and good looks. But primarily because they are the Brits that challenged to venture out into the world into the unfamiliar countryside that Mother Queen claimed as the British Countryside at one point or another. Furthermore, most are very decent looking, such as the Irish looking most glamorous of them is Country Brit Nicole Kidman. So the next time you feel delighted and fascinated by a celebrity on TV that looks wonderful, beautiful, and courageous, and too good looking to be valid, such as Suicide Squad Harley Quinn’s Country Brit Star Margot Robbie... Think 🤔 okay, that’s a *COUNTRY BRIT. ⭐️🤩⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ British Countryside “Country Brit.”
est. (2011, MQ.MC).
Thank goodness for that Country Brit, so brave and good looking.
Our very own Jack Avery of Why Don’t We’s accidental spoken word...in the “5 Second Challenge” interview, Jack was asked to name 3 countries in 5 seconds...under pressure he named London as a country.
“U-uh...Finland! Uh...LONDON!”
And London The Country was born!