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Jim: You know your neighbor Mr. Ching?
Bob: Yeah why?
Jim: Because I found out he is a Fuckled Ching
Bob: ...
An Asian person playing first.
Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.
A generic term for a cheap brand, usually offered as an alternative to a more expensive named brand.
Shit. Fobbed of with a Ching Me laptop! That's the last time I trust Aviva.
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
Ching Fung = cheap, if something is not well made or looks rubbish, or taste bad.
this ice cream is proper ching fung, Is it old or something??
uncle murphy: where did you get that jacket? it looks ching fung.
veb: shut up it cost be 50 pound!!
Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will
“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”