you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

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National Cousin Appreciation Day❤

💙On May 11.A day to show love to those annoying people that will always be there for you.💙

Sorry not sorry for the spam it " National cousin Appreciation Day❤"

Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you

Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day

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ur cousin non binary

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and on the same level as ur granny tranny

Normies: ur mom gay AND ur dad lesbian
d4nk m3m3r$: ok but ur granny tranny and ur cousin non binary

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father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.

Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!

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The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

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sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.