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Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."
n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.
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Going to the orgy tonight?
No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
That 8–10 pounds you put on over the year+ of eating large amounts of comfort food during covid isolation.
"I have a covid paunch. It will surely go away when I resolve to discipline my food intake."
Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
NO, URBAN DICTIONARY! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING COVID INFECTED MUG AND NECK GAITER!!!
let's be honest, you only typed this to see "get the covid infected neck gaiter and mug."