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A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.
That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.
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When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.
Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.
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A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.
Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.
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When Yall Having Anal and u pleasure her so much she shits on your dick and you bust a nut at the same time
Bruh last night my bae was over and we put the cream on the chocolate ice cream damn that shit made me feel sick
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When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.
John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.
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if someone has a good opinion of you
your new girlfriend really likes you, she thinks your shite is ice-cream
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When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
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