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When your boujee habits start leaking into your everyday routines.
Boujee Girl: I don’t want to take a shower at that gym, it’s not nearly as nice as Sky’s.
Man: You going on a Bouj Cruise right now?
A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!
Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.
When you are denied to board the groove cruise
I was Sharooz Cruise on the groove cruise so I bought another Tesla
Similar to meat riding except for women
"You're coochie cruising kim K"
The feeling of enjoyment you get from watching a Tom Cruise movie. Even though you’d rather shit in your hands and clap, than openly admit you enjoyed it.
“Oh man, the edge of tomorrow was a great film, here comes cruise guilt”
A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.
IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.
Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)
- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.
-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.
- plus accuracy points if:
• you were drunk during the confession
• they’re a coworker
• they were engaged
• you told it to someone unreliable,
• your boss
• you broke up your current relationship
• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.
- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .
- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.
My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!