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Having a wank when there is dried cum all over your cock.
'Going for a wank'
"Didn't you go for one earlier?"
'Yeah this ones a crusty tug'
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After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
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Baby Boomers who are luddites, technophobes or just stuck in an old way of thinking.
I'm tired of all these cool gadgets being struck down by crusty boomers. They need to get over their fear of anything embraced by younger generations.
Oh great! Another crusty boomer dissing my piercings.
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little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide
I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.
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After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.
After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.
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Crusty Orange, aka Donald Trump.
Called Crusty Orange because he is old and has a fake orange tan that sits atop of his wrinkly and blotched skin.
Ugh that Crusty orange is not my president.
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when ya girl dye her hair but then she fucking gets the dye on her forehead so you can see the stain
"yo stacy dyed her hair" "yeah but she got them crusty edges"
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