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When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.
- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?
Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years
Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float
A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.
Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.
An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.
"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!
leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking
No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.
When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.
Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.