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Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.
Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.
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A fart with fallout. More than a wet fart. Usually unintended. Begins as gas, but finishes with value added.
His attempt to subtly, quietly relieve his gas pressure ended terribly in a loud atomic fart.
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An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.
A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!
A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.
That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.
The kind of fart that stings a little on the way out, so you know it's going to leave a stench.
I had a spicy fart earlier, it stuck up the whole room.
The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.
Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.
Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.
It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.