You shut the fuck up

Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep

Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep

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way to fuck up my a

when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up

"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"

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shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

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Shut the fuck up dumbass

What I say to an asshole who thinks he’s smart

Johnny: bro u know how I ca...
Me: Shut the fuck up dumbass

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Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

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fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

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People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

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