Three Draw Fuck Up

A Marijuana - consuming game following the rules of an ordinary round of "indian", "killer" or basically the game in which the joint is passed around in a circle, and each "player" must hold in the smoke until their next turn, or they get called a pussy or other such insults. The only difference in Three Draw Fuck Up is that instead of taking one draw and holding until next turn, three draws are taken. Pretty self explantory, really.

"Hey guys, fancy a game of Three Draw Fuck Up?"

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way to fuck up my a

when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up

"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"

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Shut the fuck up dumbass

What I say to an asshole who thinks he’s smart

Johnny: bro u know how I ca...
Me: Shut the fuck up dumbass

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Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

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shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

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fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

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People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

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