Gabbie

a short ass mf who hates everyone

girl1: ur so gabbie
girl2: bitch excuse me?
girl1: just like a gabbie!

gabby j

a retarded whore. she is a booger cup!

man, that gabby j won't STFU.

Gabby J

A slang term for a blow-job.

Shut up. If you're good I'll give you a gabby j in the car.

Gabbi

Gabbi’s are usually smart academically but when it comes to life choices there not. gabbi’s are usually fun to be around but you wouldn’t know until you hung around them. Gabbi, Gabby, Gabi, Gaby, Gabbie, also Gabie

friend: i don’t wanna hang out with gabbi today.

other friend: yes you do. i hung out with her last night and that was a great great time tbh.

Gabbi

They’re either horny or feel like shit 25/8 there’s no in between. They also don’t care at all. Smd and fuck you is an all day everyday mood for them.

Their humor is underrated, they like to make people laugh, it makes them forget the shit goin on for them.

It’s hard to get a Gabbi to fall in love with you, because they’re very independent. So if you get one to fall in love with you cherish her because she’s all yours.

Guy 1: I fell in love with someone…
Guy 2: Me too bro…
Them at the same time: I fell in love with Gabbi bro...
Pauses-
*Guy 1 slaps Guy 2*
*Guy 2 slaps Guy 1 back*
*they start fist fighting*

*someone called the cops*
*police sirens*
Guy 1: oh shit RUN FOR ITTTT
*Guy 2 starts to run but trips and falls*
Guy 2: NO WAIT HELP MEEEE

Guy 1: *smirks* no. GABBI IS ALL MINEEE !
*Guy 2 gets arrested*

Guy 1 gets Gabbi to fall in love with him… they get married on a beach and have 2 kids.

AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Gabbi

the hottest girl around (might be a hoe) fair warning

“bro i wanna smash gabbi she has big butt”

Gabbi

The most amazing friend anyone could ask for. She has always been kind, and often makes people happy.

Person "Hi Gabbi how are you doing"
Gabbi "I'm peachy, how are you?"