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noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.
verb Stalk Hawking
A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.
When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.
Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
the act of drinking a 40oz of beer, preferably hurricanes, that are not smashed over the head of an Artz.
also see: Killing birds or birding or Artz
Let's get a case of 40's and take a picture of all 3 north killing a hawk
Alex: did you hear the news about Stephen Hawking?
Harry: rip
Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now
Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.
A drink for when you are sick. It consists of water, a spoonful of honey, and a small amount of vinegar. It is great for congestion, sore throat, or a sinus infection. Doesn’t taste the best, but it seems to work better than tea.
Kid: “Im not feeling well, my throat hurts.”
Parent: “Should I make you some Angry Hawk?”
Kid: “Yes please”
When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"