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(adj) someone who will suck up to a person just because they like both mental attention and physical attention
becky: omg josh i really like the shirt, let me feel it.
josh: stop being such a hoodie licker.
The overpriced limb rag that teens blow all their money on to flex their sigma male grindset. Then complain about how they're now poor.
Also known to middle schoolers as the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Retard: You know I got that bape hoodie. trips
this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie
the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day
November 18th is the day you give your girl a hoodie.
“hey i got u a hoodie”
“why?”
“cuz it’s national give your girl a hoodie day, duh”
What do you know, its National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day. Don’t forget to give it to her!
Girl:Hey you know what day it is right?
Boy:Yeah. February 9th. Why?
Girl:So you forgot?
BoyHuh?
Girl:Its “National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day”
September 15 is national give your girl a hoodie day so she can be warm and comfy all day
Bf:why do you need my hoodie?
Gf: it’s national give your girl a hoodie day
When you lick a woman's clit while she's taking a number 2 on the toilet
I got my brown hoodie this weekend but now she wants me to get it every weekend