Alabama birth control

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.

Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her

Control stick actuator

A highly technical term for "pilot" on modern aircraft which essentially fly themselves.

Pilot: "That last flight was pretty rough, I think there's an issue with the flight controls."
Crew Chief (mechanic): "Probably a bad control stick actuator."

Piece control kyle

Play fornite and do wages, and have “fn” in his name tag

Box you, Literally free, dog water , zero earnings , literally free, freer than a free sample at Costco

-piece control Kyle

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Raging Controlled Plums

The type of plums that make you throw up after you eat them.

J: OH SHIT THOSE RAGING CONTROLLED PLUMS ARE MAKING ME SICK AS FUCK *vomit*

booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time

Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer

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birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

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Male Birth Control

Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive

Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.

Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft

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