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a brain tumor is a tumor in your brain. it might kill you, which sucks big time if you get one. which i have.
you can get surgery, but surgery might kill you as well.
i have a brain tumor, and i hate it.
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A shit for brains is usually heavily retarded, or this is this a gross understatement? My 40 year old sister thinks that electric cookers run off gas and she doesn't have a clue how much anything is at Poundland. She isn't just thick, she has shit for brains. Fancy calling your kids Skip? Toad? Soil? and Dildo? Fucking stupid shit for brains bitch Notwithstanding, she has very recently learnt to write her own name. Need I say more? She's a shit for brains. She's an ass wipe. She's a lude crude rude bag of pre chewed food, dude. She has the only house that you are more likely to slip on a turd inside, than outside in the street. Shit for brains also live in shit and furthermore never clean the toilet.
A shit for brains live in a smashed up stone henge's of a house, complete with boarded windows and big black and white checks up the walls. Gone is the stone furniture, gone is the scabies. She is a shit for brains along with her brand new silver woodwork and a purple wall. Shit for brains totally fucking ruin houses, no shit. Shit for brains live off Pot noodle, Frozen pizza, done in microwaves, check that grease and get pissed every day on anything remotely alcoholic. Shit for brains go out with or marry guys called Andy, who are also well and truly SHIT FOR BRAINS!
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The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.
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Originating from the expanding brain meme, is a word that was once a compliment turned insult. Meaning to be an insult to those who believe they are smarter than they truly are.
"yeah, I thought he was cute but turns out he just another galaxy brained incel"
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1. (n.) Any object or occurrence that proves to be inimitably ridiculous, either through keen intelligence or blatant idiocy
2. (n., adj., adv., v.) A facetious modifier serving to replace the linguistic context of any other word
"That Crank Yankers episode was brain-ville."
Person 1: "We went to a bar last night, by the way."
Person 2: "You went to a brain."
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Actually Sish, unlike my friend Josh (greendayisthegreatest), i actually am an expert on the subject. And Brain Stew isnt about meth, thats what Geek Stink Breath is about. Brain Stew is about how stressed out Billie Joe was, whenever his 1st kid was born. Billie had 2 stay up all night and take care of his kid, and this made it hard 4 him 2 concentrate on his music. So, he wrote a song about how stressed he was
Fucked up and spun out in my room
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After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.
"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.
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