beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

ivory beat

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.

You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

Beat and eat

A phrase used to describe taking a break that involves eating food and masterbating.

After I played call of duty for 5 hours straight i thought it would be a good time to beat and eat.

Guts Beat

Deep dicking, pounding sexual intercourse. Cervix busting deep penetration.

I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.

She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.

Beats (Headphones)

Beats are headphones that little kids wear to look cool but in reality there broke and got money from there mom

Bob, Hey Jeff you see that kid with those Beats (Headphones)?

Jeff, yeah, it’s probably another broke kid that got there money from their mom.