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Richard Ford

Probably the biggest deadbeat alive. Every kid is afraid of him. Every parent hates him

Child: M-mom... is that R-Richard ford?!
Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name โ€˜ father. โ€˜

by Txylorann May 22, 2018

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willa ford

(1) A cross-eyed blonde pop singer, whose music resembles various other cheesy pop crap, although self-proclaimed to be unique. Also does a pathetic job of "dancing" (2) Acts like a famous A-list celebrity when she is no where near such status. (3)Tries too hard to fit the 'bad girl, sexpot' stereotype. (4) Tries to appear as a strong, sexually powerful woman yet comes off only as easy and sleazy. (5) Dated Nick Carter, supposedly abused him, stole his possessions, and used him to acquire a record contract.

Omg I am like soooooooo bad!!! My music is tha shit and anyone who disagrees is just jealous and lacks self confidence!! I AM WILLA HEAR ME ROAR

by Div December 30, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford Fiesta

An ugly hatchback made by Ford and bought by losers who think they're the next Ken Block or Tanner Faust. This hatchback can mostly be seen driven around by uneducated rednecks who try to drift a FWD system in an empty parking lot (the lot was evacuated at the sight of this vehicle). People often act surprised when they go on the back country roads and their wheels fall off at 5 mph in this vehicle. Nobody is sure why, they saw rally drivers do it on TV, so why can't they?

Person 1: Yo did you see Ken Block drift that Ford Fiesta around that track?
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...

by DiggyDigger69 May 8, 2016

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edward ford

a guy that comes on this site or gets someone else to and bigs himself up !

for example definition 5 & 6

by Mr Lovesey March 15, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford Focus

A slang term for a bad car. Usually a car that has been in a serious accident, or a car that will not work any longer.

Wow, you really do have one hell of a Ford Focus! Man that should be about 20,000 dollars worth of repairs.

by Brian November 5, 2003

94๐Ÿ‘ 219๐Ÿ‘Ž


ford focus

a very attractive male who is also very sweet and who handles himself very well. also rides very smoothly ;) from time to time can be a bit of a setback not having some bigger and better qualities other guys have. overall pretty perfect though

person 1: i just started dating a ford focus :)
person 2: i'm so jealous they are so hard to find

by FordFocusLover December 16, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford Focus

A compact car built by the Ford Motor Company. Handles well, performs decently... don't get me wrong, its a pretty good car...

THAT'S UGLY AS FUCK, especially the hatchback version.

Usually driven by good ol' boys who can't afford gas and maintinance for their muscle cars or pickup trucks, but will not buy an imported compact.

Some say lesbians drive Focuses as well(however they prefer subaru station wagons more).

I saw a ford focus at an auto show when they first came out. Cheap korean made engine covered in alumunium foil. I'm pretty sure they arent made that way anymore...

by gooberliberation January 12, 2006

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