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A woman who masturbates with a carrot.
That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding
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one who likes a big knob up their anus.
David f takes hard knob up the anus he is a knob jockey
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Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.
Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!
Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?
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A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.
Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.
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One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.
Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.
'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.
Conversion costs:
1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230
The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.
My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey
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