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Crazy bitch who makes up internet lies to get internet followers
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Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
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An ignorant piece of anal that has a crooked penis and is really gay and annoying he likes blowing his dads penis most of the time and then getting raped he loves anything WHALE related such as whale watching whale dating whale sexing austin is know to be very dumb and some professors at the university of Kentucky say mentally challenged most of his life is committed to derp.
OH FUCK THERES AUSTIN KELLY.
AUSTIN BLOCK!!! *battlemasters* Austin dies
HEY AUSTIN YOU HAVE A CLOK!
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manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.
does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?
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1) Kelly-chans are cute blonde-haired ditzy women who are very very hyper. This term normally envokes squeals and giggles.
2) A way to get laid.
3) a type of cheese
4) A cute killer rabbit such as the one on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
5) a special type of rum mixed with other beverages
1) random person: Hey Kelly-chan
*Laughs and giggles can be heard*
2) Oh my god you are a beautiful kelly-chan.
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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
I got a Dirty Kelly last night.
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