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the hottest most sweetest boy on earth and i love him so so so very much hes my fav ever and im gonna marry him hes PERFCT MWA MWA MWA
xan: ur hot
kenny(xans bf): i know
When someone thinks they are so cool, that they avoid you. Like laying on a bed in the day time, singing Danger Zone wearing aviators cool.
Hey man you know Paul, he just became a jet pilot. Ran into him the other day, he looked right at me and Kenny Loggins'ed me.
A replace for the term “2nd place”, also known as runner-up or “can’t finish”
Person 1; Hey where did you get that silver medal?
Person 2; Jimmy won, but I was able to Kenny Cotnoir II’nd!
A man from the mist in Callow end, always having a wank and smokes in the toilet
Where’s Kenny boon?
Probably in the bathroom having a wank
Kenni is a girl who won’t let you stop smiling. She’s loud and gentle at the same time and when she laughs you can’t help but join in. She puts everyone first and is funny as hell, she’s so damn polite and easy going but very shy at first.
if you piss her off however, you’ll end up in a ditch deader than your grandma.
Fun fact- (99.9% of the time Kenni’s are fine asf so if you bag one don’t let her go )
“Wtf is she always laughing who is she?”
“Oh her?that’s just kenni don’t mind her “
HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.
Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*