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When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls
Yuh I have a Jade Kink.
seb and lindsey of the Slutz International™️
georgia: omg let’s fark lindsey
lindsey: no sorry me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots i can’t right now
seb and lindsey of Slutz International™️
georgia: “omg lindsey let’s fark”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
a kink revolving around the most perfect sexy incredible fine young woman to have ever walked the earth. it is all consuming and everyone is a partaker in this kink regardless of age, sexual orientation, gender and race :p
person 1: “i have an ana karina kink”
person 2: “omg same!”
The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.
Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.
noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.
Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night