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A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time
The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
A person who is quite large or obese
Person 1:did you see that guy we just passed he must weigh atleast 350lbs
Person 2: Yeah, hes a 4 lane truck in a 2 lane tunnel
Noun:
A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??
Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.
Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.
A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!
During a threesome male number one fucks female from behind doggy style slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side next to them as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor as he vigorously jerks his cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other. Male number one never allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point.
One day, i will delaware lane hog nick and his mom.
Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.
"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"
"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
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