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when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
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Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.
Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!
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Being loose whilst on ecstacy.
Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.
Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.
jhutz: "fuck man, i was so loose last night aye... guess you could say I was e-loose-ive :)"
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A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.
She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!
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Leave that man alone. Stop doing him so bad.
Watching someone get beat senseless:
Scott: “LEAVE THAT MAN LOOSE!”
To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?