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when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.
Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.
A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).
(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"
People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me
If a person is planning on attending a banging nightclub in a popular Yorkshire town they become 'Shadz Mad.'
Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.
Lad: ERE BANGTIDY LASS! YOU OFF OUT TONEET?
Lass: yeah i will be i'm SHADZ MAD!
Taking one sip of MD 20/20 and reverting back to your 5 year old state.
Better get the bib ready for Nick, he's mad dawged.
(slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!
Yo bro, get F*** outta the washroom! I gotta take a mad piss!
"mad hopt" created by a user on discord that goes by gum and was a meer misspelling but as time grew it formed into a word that the now "kool cats"are using now a-days t is very cool and swag and can also be used in any and ALL conversations
person1: heyyy have you seen her new outfit today its mad hopt todayyy
person2: yeah its so cool lol
person1: no dude its madddd hopt
person2: oh yeahhhh its mad hopt
(person2 suddenly has onemillion dallors bc he is so cool bc he used word)