Choccy Milk

Slang term that some dumb cunt made for chocolate milk. This is the worst meme to end off 2016 with.

Do you want some choccy milk? I'll have choccy milk. I love choccy milk.
Example in a conversation:
Logan: I have some choccy milk. Want to drink it?
Alexa: What does that mean.
Logan: It is a slang term for chocolate milk.
Alexa: Okay then I'll drink it.

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milk the bacon

to masturbate and/or ejaculate

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.

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Nose Milk

When your drinking cold milk and a friend tells a joke or says something that is so funny that the milk comes out your nose.

I told my friend a joke as he was drinking his milk and he began laughing so hard he had nose milk.
Dam what's that white stuff coming out your nose.

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Mega Milk

A meme and gif originating from the Hentai doujin entitled "Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History." The animated gif is of the main female character in this doujin. In the gif, she is moving her breasts.

"Every time when I drink milk, I will think of the gif, Mega Milk."

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Meat Milk

Male Ejaculation; sperm

Yeah I drank meat milk as a baby cause i think i was allergic to breast milk...

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man milk

Another name for CUM or sperm

His man milk was all over her face

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Sneeze milk

To ejaculate in any way, shape, or form.

Butters: You see Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis will sneeze milk inside the ladies tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man looses interest in the lady.

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