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(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.
We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.
When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”
“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.
Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.
A night, usually a Friday or Saturday, in which an older male and a younger female have phone sex. Or, maybe they just talk about how Thick Abbi's hams are.
Eric: Tony, I had darlena night with Molly and Abbi!
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?
- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.
- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.
After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.