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When something is just not making any sense
Person 1: "You know when the frog ate the oxygen and the water became wet from mango?"
Person 2: "The sense not sensing"
Behave like you have some common sense
Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.
This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.
Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!
The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.
person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.
By "Malinda" I'm talking about Malinda Kathleen Reese, that American woman who became popular on YouTube for taking content and translating it into several random languages, one after another, using Google Translate, before translating it back into English and reciting whatever garbled output was left at the end. A professional translator for 15 years, I'm incredulous (and maybe jealous). This sounds like something a modern-day teenager with too much free time on their hands would do (but that doesn't mean I don't accept that she's a good singer and capable of some fine work of genuine creative merit).
You make about as much sense as Malinda!
When one says something really crazy that is funny, but when thought about, makes total sense
Pablo: Do you know why crime is never solved in the south? There are no dental records and everyone shares DNA!
Henry: That makes funny sense!!!
Self explanitory - before you even think about pressing the 'reply' button and publishing your brilliant intellectual thinking for the ENTIRE WORLD to see just make sure that your spelling, punctuation, meanings and meanderings are something that you stand behind 100% O.K.?
Just use your Comment-sense this time, Billy!!!!!