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Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss
When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.
Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
A phantom potatoe salad looking nigger bitch who can suck a catepiller dick
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A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.
"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"
When a woman goes to the bathroom to clean up after sex, the man goes to the bottom of the bed and wipes off his cock on the inside of the bottom of the comforter
After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.
When you're doing a poo and then get up to inspect the specimen and theres nothing in the bowl. Typically the pressure and angle when it hit the water meant its already disappeared under the dip in toilet pipe.
*wipes ass and stands up, looks down at the toilet*
OMG where is my poo?
"Mum! Come quick, I've done another Danny Phantom!"
when it’s cold outside when you’re smoking weed so when you exhale you can’t tell if it’s smoke or just your breath. (cause danny phantom would like see his breath around other ghosts)
can be used as danny phantomed, danny phantoming, etc
yo dude I think I just Danny Phantomed can I take another hit?