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titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 14, 2023


Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 27, 2022


port waikato

The best surf beach in all if New zealand, also known as sunset beach. Home of the dub girls.

" lets go to port waikato?!" Yeah the dub

by Dubbbbbbbbbbv February 10, 2017


Port-o-Booty

The act of scrweing your girlfriend in a port-o-potty

I went to the concert last weekend & got hammered. Ended up getting a little Port-o-Booty at intermission from the girlfriend!

by IndyScan August 26, 2008


Port Charlotte High School

Everyone who attends this school is bonkers. Absolute nutcase. The students here are comparable to monkeys in straight jackets. Lots of school spirit tho. Poor as hell.

"I'd never go to Port Charlotte High School. Everyone at that school has lost their minds"

by Yomamacurios August 27, 2021


DNA Port

A euphemism for a man's penis.

Got his DNA Port serviced.

by Jack TN May 12, 2011


Stuck In Port

When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.

“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”

by refalkenrath April 20, 2022