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Mr.Dineen's question of the day

What was your silliest injury?

"Mr.Dineen's question of the day is"
"no"
"Horizontal falling."

by Adamthesenuts February 24, 2024


Repeat the Question

When you force someone to repeat the question you were just asked. Using "it slipped my mind" as an excuse.

Gina: *asks question*
Ellie: *was tuned out* could you repeat the question?
Gina: ...
Ellie: I heard you, but it slipped my mind
Gina: yeah of course!

Jane: *in corner* sus

by GrackDaWeirdo October 28, 2021


Question 2

Question 2
«Would I ever have a chance to listen to the rhythms when you play guitar..?»
«Drums..?»

I sometimes imagine myself being close to you when you play guitar. You sit behind me and put your fingers on my fingers, and show me how to play it..
I would turn around and smile: "You show me how to play wrong notes.. That's not how the Alphabet song sounds like.."
"No, I play it with my heart" - :)

Question 2, I know this is almost impossible. It's only in my imagination. Reality won't allow us.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 04, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023


The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.

Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!

by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023


questionable eyesight

It’s a shade frases for some one with an ugly romantic partner among other things.

You have questionable eyesight, because that dude is ugly.
Girl! Can you see? OMG better start asking your self if you need glasses. You got questionable eyesight, honey. That just not looking right.

by Shay321 January 2, 2018