Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.

Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.

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about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

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Name that thing on the screen before it disappears

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

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Wide Screen High Definition Wall

America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.

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Mobile now has screen share

Mobile now has screen share to show there screens YAY

Guys mobile now has screen share time to screen share on my iPad/iPhone or whatever idfk lol

20K Screen Resolution

This is the highest Resolution a screen can go and it have 20,000 pixels in the screen. It is the best Quality a screen can have and it is the best resolution ever. Only the gaming console PS4 supports this and not Xbox.

The 20K screen resolution is the best resolution a screen can have.

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banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

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