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an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall
"hmmmmmmm sam?"
24👍 26👎
a really beautiful, smart, sexy, crazy, lovable, with blue eyes, sexy body, nice hair, big lips, cute nose, caring boyfriend, always make you smile and laugh, doesnt pay attention to other girls, sexy ass cause he is an athlete, makes me feel special, in other words he is just perfect from the inside and outside and he makes all the other girls jealous of me cause they dont have him and i do :P <3
jessica : look at sam and his gf
emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*
i hate her.
jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*
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short for Small Asian Men
"hey dong-chin, why don't you come out to the club tonight so we can rep SAM"
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A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
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sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
25👍 35👎
Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.
Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro
Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"
"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."