September 12th

an ugly as cheating bitch hoe named marshall was born

me: when’s your birthday?
some dude: september 12th
me: is your name marshall?
some dude: yeah...
me: FUCKING HOE

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September 30th

It’s National Couple Day!!! If you are single find your self an S.O. and if you already are dating someone just celebrate it!!!

Girl: Hey look it’s September 30th
Boy: Will you go out with me

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September 27

Fucking today you shit

Johnny: It's fucking September 27 you wankstain

Charlie: Holy shit what the fuck!

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September 1

Official musically day. Ever since they brought TikTok and took down musically they made September 1 a day to bring back old musically memories :)

yo I’m so excited for September 1 it’s official musically day

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September 6

Cut your ex dick off day

Shii today’s September 6 , it’s cut your ex’s dick off

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No Simp September

You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September

-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤

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September 27

the day when the most saltiest french fry Dinosaur loving boy was born aka kei tsukishima💛💛🍟🍟🍟💛💛

friend :when's tsukishima bday again
me : September 27 dummy

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