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The act of being crooked or messed up.
The picture frame is all wonker-sided
A male side bitch who is happy to tag along as a side bitch and nothing else. Females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn't care.
Tiffany: hey did you go over to joe's last night?
Emily: no, I was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.
Tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. Can i borrow yours?
The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.
I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.
The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex
Usually late at night, or late in the evening
bro who’s that girl you’re texting?
oh that’s just my side hoe
The male version of a muffin top.
My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.
The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.
In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.
(during game of beer pong)
Shon - "I got my side beer."
Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"
A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.
I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.